Satire story: Cops Seize Blair's Passport As Cherie Tans Her Cellulite

Downing Street, London - (Ass-o-CIA-ted Mess): Officers from the Metropolitan Police's Anti-Corruption division investigating the bribes-for-honours scam that bagged Lord Levy last month have confiscated Tony Blair's passport, preventing him... Cops Seize Blair's Passport As Cherie Tans Her CelluliteSatire about

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