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Going into this afternoon's earnings report, analysts had been expecting to see crack whores report earnings of 50 cents per share. Excluding one time items, crack whores stated their quarterly earnings were 54 cents. During the Crack Whores Report Higher Than Expected 1st Quarter EarningsSatire about

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