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As a legal occupant of Azirona (citizen is too strong a word, it connotes some kind of active knowledge of all things Azironian), I decided that the rhetoric I have heard in the past Cranking On The BorderSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

Today might find you requiring a move of the left-hand and right-hand side speakers or earphones you use to listen......