Satire story: Crime Does Not Pay Income Tax

Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke Unveils Plans to Close Prisons and Put Rapists and Murderers into People's Cellars and Sheds! Claims Scheme for Local 'Community Prisons' in residents' homes is Big Society in Action, Rather Than Crime Does Not Pay Income TaxSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....