Satire story: Cristiano Ronaldo Cottaging Worry

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United whinger whose sexuality has often been the subject of much discussion, has said he is not looking forward to this afternoon's match at Fulham, and to the threat of cottaging. The Cristiano Ronaldo Cottaging WorrySatire about

Gemini horoscope

Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......