Satire story: Crossbow Cannibal 'Boasted of Dumping Ex-girlfriend On Faecesbook'

Bradford, Yorks - (Slashers): Debriefing sources said today the self-confessed Crossbow Cannibal 'had invited an ex-girlfriend for dinner' before dumping her on the iconic social networking site. Stephen Griffiths, a postgraduate doctoral faeces (... Crossbow Cannibal 'Boasted of Dumping Ex-girlfriend On Faecesbook'Satire about

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