Satire story: Crossbow Cannibal Claims He Killed Cumbrian Loony Derrick Bird
'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths is so pissed off with the attention-grabbing Cumbrian massacre that he now claims that he in fact killed Derrick Bird and that Bird did not commit suicide. Griffiths, 40, a gay-looking man Crossbow Cannibal Claims He Killed Cumbrian Loony Derrick BirdSatire aboutLeo horoscope
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