Satire story: Crossbow Cannibal On Controversial Detox Diet
Wakefield, Yorks - (Tasteless): Diagnosed by prison medical sauces (sic) as having delusions of grandeur 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths has demanded to be put on a diet 'rich in Alpha and Omega-3 oils'. Griffiths, 40, is Crossbow Cannibal On Controversial Detox DietSatire aboutTaurus horoscope
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