Satire story: Crossbow Cannibal Rebranded Crossbow Crackpot

Stephen Griffiths, the demented fruitloop, has a shock in store next time he goes to court. Everybody in the UK has got together to thwart his self obsessed plan to be known as the Crossbow Crossbow Cannibal Rebranded Crossbow CrackpotSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....