Satire story: Dancing With The Stars 2009 Latest: Bruno Tonioli Resigns To Join American Idol

Well, scandal has rocked this season's Dancing with Stars with one of the judges, Bruno Tonioli, leaving already to take Paula Abdul's place on American Idol. "This is a major career step for me." The camp Dancing With The Stars 2009 Latest: Bruno Tonioli Resigns To Join American IdolSatire about

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