Satire story: Dannii Minogue Says She Resents Living In Cheryl Cole's "Nude" Shadow

LONDON - X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue revealed to her hairdresser that she is beginning to resent living in Cheryl Cole's nude shadow. Minogue said that every time she picks up The London Hand-Held Daily Mirror, The Dannii Minogue Says She Resents Living In Cheryl Cole's "Nude" ShadowSatire about

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