Satire story: Dead Woman Wins Beauty Pageant
Echo, NV-- A dead woman was crowned Miss American Airhead 2011 last night. Narcissa Glump, 22, is believed to be the first Non-Living American to wear the crown. She hopes to use her Dead Woman Wins Beauty PageantSatire aboutVirgo horoscope
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