Satire story: Delia Smith Streaks Across The Pitch Naked As Norwich City Are Promoted

Canary's fans all over the world were celebrating today as Norwich City returned to the Championship at their first attempt after being relegated to the first division last season. The happiest Norwich City supporter though was Delia Smith Streaks Across The Pitch Naked As Norwich City Are PromotedSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......