Satire story: Democrat Bill Would Make Economic Cycles Linear

(2009-02-15) -- Troubled by the "uncertainty" spurred by the cyclical nature of the U.S. economy, Democrats in Congress, backed by President Barack Obama, will take up debate on a measure this week to make the Democrat Bill Would Make Economic Cycles LinearSatire about

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