Satire story: Democrats Suffer From Defective Gene

Scientists in the supposed-to-be-secret soft money-funded laboratory beneath the White House have released information that solves a mystery that has plagued and tormented the American political machine for hundreds of years: A defective gene is Democrats Suffer From Defective GeneSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....