Satire story: Derek Acorah's New Golf Clubs Ruin His Game

Internationally renowned psychic medium and all round good egg, Derek Acorah, was fitted for new Golf Clubs earlier in the week. Having befriended Jimmy Tarbuck, despite the ex-comic not being dead or a celebrity, Acorah got Derek Acorah's New Golf Clubs Ruin His GameSatire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......