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Live report - Following another murderous gun rampage conducted by a gunman in Cumbria this lunchtime, which left so far 12 confirmed dead and 25 wounded, media coverage of the event is bound to prompt Derrick Bird - Cumbrian Gun Rampage Sparks Media MessSatire about

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