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Cumbrian Massacre nutter, Derrick Bird, is still up to his dirty tricks in Heaven. How he manged to gain entry to that exclusive location is still under investigation, but he has gone crazy again with a Derrick Bird's Ghost Tries To Kill Casper The Friendly GhostSatire about

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