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This afternoon, in an attempt to prepare our citizens to meet the latest challenges on the war on terror, Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff met with journalists at Pimal Air base near Tucson, AZ. In DHS Publishes New Survival GuidelinesSatire about

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