Satire story: Did "So You Think You Can Dance" Contestant Outdo Janet Jackson\'s Super Bowl Performance?

A contestant on Tuesday\'s episode of \'So You Think You Can Dance\' apparently revealed too much when she dropped to the floor to celebrate her advance to the next round, or was that the plan? After Did "So You Think You Can Dance" Contestant Outdo Janet Jackson\'s Super Bowl Performance?Satire about

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