Satire story: Dipsh-t Paris Hilton Tweets Damning Evidence In Coke-possession Case

Paris Hilton may be the stupidest person on Earth. But it is her vanity, in addition to her flaming, Megan-Fox-level stupidity that'll allow the Nevada District Attorney to convict her of Cocaine possession. You may recall Dipsh-t Paris Hilton Tweets Damning Evidence In Coke-possession CaseSatire about

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