Satire story: Do You Want A Cashew, Almond, Or A Pecan?

LAS VEGAS - This year, Nevada Republicans have a choice between a cashew, an almond, and a pecan. Which leaves Nevada Republicans with a choice between three nuts, aka, Sue Lowden, Sharron Angle, and Do You Want A Cashew, Almond, Or A Pecan?Satire about

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......