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Country Music Fans and Mammary Mavens breathed a sigh of relief today when the Coast Guard announced they had plucked Music Legend Dolly Parton from a partially submerged double wide where she had been clinging Dolly Parton Found Floating "Tits Up" And Plucked From Raging Nashville River!Satire about

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