Satire story: Dolly Parton To Give Two Pounds of Titty To Taylor Swift: "Heck, I'll Never Miss 'Em!"

Dolly Parton, the woman who stuffs fifty pounds of titties into a twenty-five pound sack, has graciously decided to give one pound of breast tissue from each of her melons to country music sensation Taylor Dolly Parton To Give Two Pounds of Titty To Taylor Swift: "Heck, I'll Never Miss 'Em!"Satire about

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