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Hollywood - Kelly Osbourne took third place, Mya took second place, and Donny "The Stormin\' Mormon" Osmond won the title of the 2009 Dancing With The Stars Champion. The 51-year-old Utah native for the past few Donny Osmond Wins The 2009 Dancing With The Stars Championship!Satire about

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