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Kindles await with dread April 3, when the long-awaited Apple iPad will officially go on sale in the U. S. Like the Kindle, the iPad serves as an electronic reader, although it does a number Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Kindles View Ipad LaunchSatire about

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