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Kingston Barracuda, the benevolant Stoke Newington drug baron, has pleaded with Coalition leaders to resist calls to legalise dangerous drugs. Barracuda, halfway through a 5 year gaol sentence for grievous bodily harm, is claiming any attempt "Don't Legalise Drugs" Pleads Billionaire Crack DealerSatire about

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