Satire story: Dope Smoking, Stoned Bears Guard Canadian Marijuana Farm

Police raiding a marijuana farm in western Canada were astonished to find bears apparently guarding it. However initial alarm wore off when officers realised the 10 or so bears did not behave aggressively and were Dope Smoking, Stoned Bears Guard Canadian Marijuana FarmSatire about

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