Satire story: Drought Spawns Strange Industries In The South; "Elmer" Was Name of Horse Used To Make First Batch of Glue

The proverb by the ancient Greek philosopher Plato, 'necessity is the mother of invention,' has taken on another life in the South recently where two industries seem to be gearing up as a result of Drought Spawns Strange Industries In The South; "Elmer" Was Name of Horse Used To Make First Batch of GlueSatire about

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