Satire story: Drunk Pilot Forgot Where He Was Flying

We've all been there after having one or two drinks, walking into the kitchen only to stop and think:' what did I come in here for? Was it to make some toast after feeling a Drunk Pilot Forgot Where He Was FlyingSatire about

Aquarius horoscope

You must also smell as sweet as you look. Terrible things will happen to someone you hate today. You may feel joyous....