Satire story: Dubya: "I Am Linguist Bad"

Earlier today, the White House distributed a press statement to newspapers globally. It was transcribed by secretary Sarah Peters as Bush dictated his world-wide message to her. It reads:... Dubya: "I Am Linguist Bad"Satire about

Scorpio horoscope

The world moves pretty fast around you and you must learn to slow it down to a reasonable pace. Much of this can be d......