Satire story: East Timor Demonstrates The Ingratitude of The Third World

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sick of the ingratitude displayed by third world nations. After all the effort and hard work by us, the superior and more highly developed peoples of the East Timor Demonstrates The Ingratitude of The Third WorldSatire about

Pisces horoscope

Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....