Satire story: Eating Sausages Kills You!

Sausage eaters all over the world eating them and other processed foods are in danger, they kill! German sausage eaters would normally be "high risk" because they eat, per man, the most sausages on the planet Eating Sausages Kills You!Satire about

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......