Satire story: Editorial: 'I Will Fight Them On the Breaches!'

Bernard, prematurely brought back from his annual Five-Day Paid Holiday Without Mrs. Bernard, stormed into the office, crashed three computers, then produced this rant with fury, determination, and, somewhat implausibly, a 1925 Singer Sewing Editorial: 'I Will Fight Them On the Breaches!'Satire about

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The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......