Satire story: Effort Underway To Improve Short Attention Spans of Americans

A federally-funded effort to counteract what some medical professionals have termed the "epidemic-level shortness in the attention spans of American citizens" has been... Effort Underway To Improve Short Attention Spans of AmericansSatire about

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The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......