Satire story: Elin Nordegren Pens First Book On Golf Gate - "Dammit The Bitches Came Out of The Woodwork"

TAMPA, Florida - Elin Nordegren has just finished writing her first book and it is on her husband Eldrick Tont Woods and the members of his Golf Gate Scorecard Cutey Club. Elin chose the book title Elin Nordegren Pens First Book On Golf Gate - "Dammit The Bitches Came Out of The Woodwork"Satire about

Capricorn horoscope

Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......