Satire story: Ellen Degeneres Says She Wants Either Sandra Bullock Or Scarlett Johansson To Replace Simon Cowell (hmmm)

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ellen DeGeneres called up the producer of American Idol, Simon Shindlebocker and told him that she would like for him to replace Simon Cowell with either Sandra Bullock or Scarlett Johansson. Shindlebocker asked Ellen Degeneres Says She Wants Either Sandra Bullock Or Scarlett Johansson To Replace Simon Cowell (hmmm)Satire about

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