Satire story: "Ellie Goulding Wants Shooting" Says Jazz Diva Anne Shuttlecock

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was apparently looking forward to a day of relaxation following four days of traumatic twelve hour shifts at work, but alas it was not to be. As the recalcitrant curmudgeon popped his "Ellie Goulding Wants Shooting" Says Jazz Diva Anne ShuttlecockSatire about

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