Satire story: Elton John Slams X Factor Contest As "Mind Numbingly, Arse Paralysingly Boring" Before Racing To Bank Royalty Cheques From The X Factor Elton John Weekend.

International superstar was bored out of his mind waiting ages at the Abbey National as the cashier struggled to count all the money. Sir Elton John has lambasted TV song contests after turning down the chance Elton John Slams X Factor Contest As "Mind Numbingly, Arse Paralysingly Boring" Before Racing To Bank Royalty Cheques From The X Factor Elton John Weekend.Satire about

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