Satire story: Emma Watson Just Not Sordid Enough

Satirists from all over the country met up this morning for a crisis meeting to try to ascertain which celebrity they would be aiming their sharpened quills at next. The meeting came as internet stats showed Emma Watson Just Not Sordid EnoughSatire about

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