Satire story: End of Mayan Calendar Coincides With Impact of Shock Wave From Comet Holmes

(Mount Palomar, CA, Nov 15) Scientists at the Mount Palomar Observatory in California and Caltech have confirmed that the 'blast front' from Comet 17P/Holmes will hit the Earth on Dec 21, 2012. By odd coincidence, End of Mayan Calendar Coincides With Impact of Shock Wave From Comet HolmesSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......