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Stopping off for a quick colon irrigation procedure proved a bad choice for singer Adam Lambert last night. Lambert, the second runner-up in American Idol, didn't properly evacuate himself before leaving the swanky, uptown Gerbil Enema Gone Wrong Wrecks Adam Lambert's Stage Debut!Satire about

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