Satire story: England Hit By 2 Earthquakes!

As Great Britain woke up after its extra day off they were hit by 2 earthquakes. The first was registered in Yorkshire and measured 3.6 on the Richter scale, caused hardly any harm or structural damage, England Hit By 2 Earthquakes!Satire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....