Satire story: English Soccer "WAGS" Arrive In South Africa And Protest Because There Are No Luxury Boutiques In Rustenburg, Shock, Horror!

English soccer 'Wags" (wives and girlfriends) renowned for their ability to spend, spend and spend even more have arrived in Rustenburg, South Africa and are completely devastated. No Gucci's, Cartiers, Dolce Cabana's luxury boutiques, etc, just English Soccer "WAGS" Arrive In South Africa And Protest Because There Are No Luxury Boutiques In Rustenburg, Shock, Horror!Satire about

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