Satire story: English Teacher's Grammatically Correct Text Messaging Annoying To Friends

"All she had to do was say 'got bsktbl til 6 c u @ 7'," complained Russell Waters, former classmate of Bell at Ball State and electrical contractor, "but this is what she wrote verbatim... English Teacher's Grammatically Correct Text Messaging Annoying To FriendsSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....