Satire story: Enormous Mayonnaise Spill Threatens Lake Michigan

Vast amounts of mayonnaise continue to spill into Lake Michigan after an explosion at the Kraft Foods factory blasted a hole in a pipeline used to manufacture the sandwich spread. Enormous Mayonnaise Spill Threatens Lake MichiganSatire about

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