Satire story: Eric Cantona And Roy Keane To Attend Manchester Derby

Manchester United stunned Manchester City today by announcing that Eric Cantona and Roy Keane may be attending tomorrow's Manchester derby game at the City Of Manchester Stadium, which apparently isn't really a council house - Eric Cantona And Roy Keane To Attend Manchester DerbySatire about

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