Satire story: Evony Ladies Steal Chamone's Thunder

It's just been revealed that writers on satirical website TheSpoof.com have been cooling off on fictional "woman/girl" Chamone in favour of a series of ads run on the site by an online game known as Evony Ladies Steal Chamone's ThunderSatire about

Sagittarius horoscope

You may become a danger to yourself this week, especially if you plan to surgically implant spikes on the ends of......