Satire story: Exclusive: Home Office To Examine Babies For Obesity, Smoking, Other Defects

Not content with examining foetuses to see whether they might one day go shoplifting, the government is planning to examine the recently born for other defects... Exclusive: Home Office To Examine Babies For Obesity, Smoking, Other DefectsSatire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......