Satire story: Expect A Federer Walk-over In Roddick Match

Flushing Meadows - (Ass Mess): Bookmakers are going crazy offering odds of 1-5 on number one seed Roger Federrer wiping the floor with Andy Roddick in Wednesday's quarter-finals of the US Open at Flushing Meadows. Expect A Federer Walk-over In Roddick MatchSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....